Category Archives: funny

We Should Print Greetings Cards For “Guys Day” Too

Just when you think it can’t get any worse, along comes another insipid national event calculated to emasculate the majority of burger-eating mankind with a barely concealed attempt to remove any remaining vestige of dignity and self-esteem. I am of course talking about last weeks Valentine’s day, from which I’ve barely recovered.  I work hard at being […]

Custom Made Stamps With Pointy Ears?

I was chatting with a colleague about custom stamps and the fact that they use vulcanised rubber for the actual stamp face.  Nothing unusual in this, it’s the kind of rubber that’s used for most of the rubbery things we see around us, from tyres to washers and much else besides.  But I couldn’t help the […]

Printer Sticker Services To Make You Smile

As a thriving seaside town, Brighton has a lively community of young, vibrant, outdoor loving, young at heart, well – weirdos.  Nothing wrong with a cold beer in a warm pub as the perfect recreational pursuit, which is why I just couldn’t resist getting a picture of this bumper sticker. We of the expanding waistlines and fondness […]

DJ Business Cards

What’s the difference between a DJ and an ISA?  One of them eventually matures and earns money! OK – it’s a bad gag, but therein lies a kernel of truth (are you impressed with the philosophical turn of phrase?).  Also the DJs I know will laugh because they know it’s true.  DJs become DJs precisely […]

Santas Business Card

Yep, you heard it here first, Santa is prepared for the worst.  In the event of his untimely demise due to an unfortunate air traffic incident whilst delivering pressies in the Heathrow area, or some underhand business being perpetrated by an unruly element of the Elf community, Santa has laid the foundations of his succession. […]

ITS SNOWING AT FMG HQ

Down at Face Media Group’s HQ it’s been snowing… maybe you’ve noticed. Anyway, we popped out earlier for a snowball fight… and here’s the vid we made. Starring… Matt Sweet (Design Monkey) Rachel Dorman (Office Manager) Emma Wright (Customer Services) Matt Hunt (Chopper) Santos DeLaSantos (Pimp) Cat and everyone else refused to be featured – no […]