Yep, you heard it here first, Santa is prepared for the worst. In the event of his untimely demise due to an unfortunate air traffic incident whilst delivering pressies in the Heathrow area, or some underhand business being perpetrated by an unruly element of the Elf community, Santa has laid the foundations of his succession.
Buoyed by the example of Wills and Kate and their promise of redeeming the succession despite the best efforts of their royal uncles and aunts to discredit an ancient and noble institution, he has given thought to the best way to ensure that the kids will still get their pressies regardless of whether he still holds old Rudolph’s reins.
The fact that the best he could do is stuff his pockets full of the above business card is, however, testament to the fact that he’s probably indulged in one too many of the glasses of Brandy left on doorsteps for him over the years!